Have you ever just heard a pick up line where all you want to do is laugh? well I have designed this blog for you to all tell the famously horrid pick up lines of the century... I will start you off....

I was at a breakfast chain restaurant and the waiter was hitting on me and my girl friends. He made an obvious pass at me by letting me know he had given me extra milkshake. Thanks dude... For him to actually leave me alone I took off my shoes and socks in the restaurant and made screeching noises while wiggling my toes. Apparently he thought I was acting like a chicken so he came back over and said he liked my chicken impression. I told him it was a raptor... get it right... so our food comes and he gives me my plate first. I pick up the entire portion of my hashbrowns and drop them onto my face... and he says.... "I like the way you eat, it's Raw... want to go on a date sometime." Thank you Mr. IHOP waiter